Monday, 1 April 2013

रीढ़ की हड्डी - Reedh Ki Haddi

चाटुकारों, चमचों एवम्  अवसरवादियों को भेंट, जो साहब का मुँह देख कर आगे की सोचते हैं, जो दोनों विकल्प रखते हैं कि जाने कब कौन से करवट ऊँट बैठ जाये। ऐसे चमचे, जो हर बॉस का खास होने का हुनर पालते हैं - उन्ही को समर्पित यह प्रयास 
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दो नावों की करूँ सवारी
जिधर भी देखूँ पलड़ा भारी
उधर पडूँ मैं कूद
नहीं है मेरा कोई वजूद

मैं हूँ थाली का वो बैंगन
जैसे रेल का भटका वैगन
लुढ़क-लुढ़क कर गिरता हूँ
मारा-मारा फिरता हूँ

मैं हूँ थाल का ढुलमुल पारा
कैसे बनूँ बॉस का प्यारा
जीवन में यह प्रश्न बड़ा था
स्वाभिमान निश्प्राण पड़ा था

रीढ़ की हड्डी गला रखी थी
कमर लचीली बना रखी थी
कहाँ झुकू कब सिजदा कर लूँ
कैसे जूते झपट चूम लूँ
दिल में हसरत दबा रखी थी

सोचा था यह सब करने से
बड़ी सफलता मिल जाएगी
अपनी किस्मत खुल जाएगी
साहब के सिंहासन सम्मुख
छोटी कुर्सी डल जाएगी
टोपी पर एक पंख लगेगा
बेड़ा अपना पार लगेगा
लोग जलेंगे, खूब भुनेंगे
मैं चाटूंगा दूध-मलाई
बाकी सारे चना चुगेंगे

पर हाय जब नैन खुले तो
स्वाभिमान और लाभ तुले तो
पाया क्षणिक मान के हेतु
तोड़ दिया अपनों से सेतु

ना इधर का रहा ना उधर ही बचा
ना कोई पिता ना कोई चचा
ना खुदा ही मिला ना विसाले सनम
हाय ये क्यों पाया मानुस जनम

हमसे भले तो कुकुर ही रहे
मुँह उठाके चले, दुम हिलाते रहे
मालिक के दिए टुकड़ों पर पले
ना कोई दिखावा नहीं कोई दंभ
दुनिया से उठे तो इज्ज़त से चले  
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Sunday, 10 February 2013

Goodbye, Facebook!

Decided to take a week off from the constant intrusion of Facebook into my life. But none noticed. Then I wrote this to some of my dear friends.
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Dear Friends,

Don’t tell me that you did not notice the dispirited me for the entire week. Did the looks of loss on my face, the downhearted gait, the furtive glances at the faces around, the gut-wrenching groans, the dishevelled looks, the fidgety fingers, the agony of de-addiction all go unnoticed?

I went off Facebook for the entire week and the world did not come to an end! My dearest ones did not even notice the absence of my ranting and statuses, the thoughtful photo-posts of my dog-chewing-on-his-blanket, nor even the likes I would award after profound pondering. I had such a bunch of thankless, loveless and disinterested circle of near and dear ones, and I mistook them for my friends! What has the social network come to?

I decided to take a sabbatical from the Facebook. This happened after my boss found me keying time-line posts, shooting off likes and sending birthday wishes during meetings from under the desk. This was also triggered when my wife caught me shooting off messages with greasy fingers on my newly-acquire Note-II, while munching my breakfast and muttering nothingness to her. So, rather than deleting my account, I deactivated it, much the way a drug-addict stashes away a few sachets of Cocaine or vials of Ecstasy, just in case. Zuckerberg knew that the addict would come back to him, again and again. Hence, the option of de-activation.

So, here I am, friends! Back in the arms of Marky, the drug lord. Pablo Escobar must be turning in his grave.

Monday, 21 January 2013

My Facebooking Wife


It is often said by management czars and Internet consultants that Social Media has connected the world together, has brought back long-lost friends and forgotten schoolmates to reconnect with. Has it, really?
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It is a cold winter morning and it feels good to remain snuggled under warm covers. But, suddenly I sense some movement and squirming and wait for the loving hug of the wife before we must slink out and the humdrum of life takes over. After much movement and ruffling of the sheets, a hand comes out. A hand not connected to a body, just to a voice, “Pass me the iPad”. I dutifully do the needful.

Lo and behold! The whole household comes alive. Wife is now wide awake, with reading glasses poised on the bridge of her nose and her fingers dancing deftly on the retina screen, just as my retinas were still looking for some respite from the photons streaming onto them. “Look!” She says, “I got twenty five likes and six comments! And you’re still sleeping! Now, be a darling and get me a nice cup of tea while I see how many friend requests have landed on my lap.”


“Twenty five likes and six comments! While we were fast asleep, her friends were apparently not”, I think, as I lumber over to the kitchen. In the flat and wired world of today, when the Sun of data shines on the whole planet all the time, does humanity ever sleep? My wife and her friends do not, I am sure.

In this world of instant likes and across the globe connects and friend-requests, I wonder what happened to the LIKE that I secured in her heart after years of sincere efforts, gifts of solitaires and incessant wooing after an arranged marriage. Intense love did blossom in my life, which was soon so complete and fulfilling, full of purpose and hope, complete with mutual respect and adoration. As I walk in with the cups of tea, she jumps and gives me a tight big hug. “See!” I tell myself, “she loves me still”. Just then she exclaims, “Look, here is Janaki, my classmate for three months in my school, when I was in grade four”. By now she is jumping with joy, “And, she has sent me a friend request and has liked my post on our dog’s new collar too!” A classmate for just three months in a distant past? And here I am, nearing the silver jubilee of my marriage, only to be displaced by an inert piece of electronics, a mere slate! Crestfallen, I sit down to sipping my tea, with Splenda to replace all the splendid moments I spent with her in life.

Watch out Mark Zuckerberg! All your IPO billions, your poorly conceived timeline and your graph search engine can’t save you when I come after you with a machete.


Monday, 31 December 2012

Letter to Justice Verma

In the aftermath of the Nirbhaya rape case in Delhi, a committee was constituted by the government to suggest changes in laws dealing with safety of women. Justice J.S. Verma, retired Chief Justice of the Supreme Court was the head of the committee. The committee asked for suggestions from the public. My suggestions are contained in the letter below:
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Hon’ble Justice Verma,


            I am an officer in the rank of Joint Secretary, and I am scared of going to a Police Station.

            I shudder to think what I will do, if I have to report misbehaviour with my daughter or even something more mundane like a minor theft in my house. I will probably call up a friend in the police department or someone who has a friend in the police. That police officer will in turn call the police officer, who supervises the “thana” of my area.

Believe me, Justice Verma, you would do the same!

It is often said, indeed stated as ample justification, that the police force is drawn from the same society and it therefore cannot be any different. This is the most specious argument that is put forth by way of explanation for incompetence and corruption. But, we forget that the same society throws up members of the armed forces too, who show much better standards of discipline and morality, though not impeccable in recent times. Let exceptions not become a façade for all-round ineptitude.

In the same manner as the police or other government functionaries cannot be turned into islands of virtues in the society that obtains today, a single law cannot be enforced in isolation if the justice delivery system ignores the rest of the jurisprudence.

A vibrant democracy is known not only by universal suffrage and free voting at the polling booth, but also by the institutions that it creates and nurtures. Institutions that protect the minority, the weak, the diseased and the destitute, women and children, dalits and the dispossessed. A majority rule, otherwise, will at best look askance and at worst perpetuate the divide. In a good democracy the majority binds itself, through these institutions, to look after those, whose voice is but a feeble appeal for help and likely to drown in the victory cry of the majority. I need not tell a learned Judge like you that some of these institutions are the Judiciary, the Human Rights Commission, the Police, Parliamentary sub-committees and now increasingly the NGOs.

Coming back to the “from the same society” argument, we underestimate how much difference training and technology can make to the apathy and sometimes collusion of an insensitive government institution. Citing another example from my own department, it is there for all to see how corruption at reservation counters has been virtually eliminated by computerizing these and then going another step in enabling a citizen to book a ticket on the Internet. He can now even travel by showing the SMS message that he receives on his mobile phone after he books the ticket. No need to carry a printed ticket! Even the airlines in India, in spite of their entire hi-tech demeanour have not achieved this.

But, this letter is meant to give you some suggestions that your committee seeks from the public on laws related to safety and security of women. Let me give these in the form of a questionnaire.

1.    Why does it take a “connection” to make oneself heard in a police station? In any other civilized country a victim demands to be taken to a police station!
2.  What should be the redress to a citizen if the police station or the SHO, refuses to attend to him within 10 minutes of his arrival with a complaint?
3.    Why should it take hours upon hours to file an FIR, if one is not connected and indeed if the FIR is agreed to be written in the first place? Why can’t it be done in 30 minutes to reduce further trauma to a victim or a complainant?
4.  Why should a complainant have to face a hard nosed police inspector or his “munshi” for filing a complaint? Why can’t there be a more “civil” interface, which has no vested interest in not registering a complaint? An FIR is after all only a “First” Information Report.
5.   Why is there so much difference in the categories of a “station diary entry”, a “police complaint” and an “FIR”? What is this rigmarole of converting a complaint into an FIR at the behest of higher ups? Why can’t the CrPC be amended to give credence to each type?
6.   An FIR, by its name and definition is a “First” Information Report. Why then this exercise to find additional information and carry out more investigation before agreeing to file one? Each “exercise” and pre-investigation is a source of corruption and a chance to get the mighty, the powerful and the moneyed to distort the “first” information, the names of suspects and dilute or enhance the charges. The CrPC gives enough leeway to the police to add further information to the FIR subsequently. Why do it in advance?
7.   Why this insistence of the police on geographical jurisdiction for filing an FIR, when the CrPC clearly permits that FIR can be registered by any police station? This only delays action and the poor victim is further traumatised running from pillar to post. The FIR must be written in the police station nearest to the victim at the time of writing the FIR.
8.   In case a police station refuses to file an FIR even in cases of heinous crimes (or for that matter, any crime), what is the action prescribed against such SHOs? Section 4 of the the Scheduled Castes  and  the  Scheduled Tribes (Prevention of Atrocities) Act, 1989 provides as under:
Whoever, being a public servant but not being a member of a Scheduled Caste or a Scheduled Tribe, wilfully neglects his duties required to be  performed by him under this Act, shall be punishable with imprisonment for a term which shall not be less than six months but which may extend to one year.

Under this Act, a Police Officer, if he fails to register a complaint/FIR, is liable to be punished. Shouldn’t violation of a woman’s body attract similar, or higher, penalty on a government official who fails to take immediate action?
9.  There is a talk of making a database of rape convicts. This is mere eyewash. A rape convict is probably already in jail, because he is a convict. What purpose will such a database serve? Why not make a database of errant SHOs, who are in the habit of turning away complainants or delaying action, of senior officers under whom such SHOs thrive and make such a database public? Surely, you would agree that a police officer needs to be put under higher public scrutiny given the bottom that we have touched in the area of policing.
10. Why should there not be a database, open to public, which should list all police stations and cases pending investigation, under investigation, under trial and finalised against each along with dates? Names of the police inspector and superior officers supervising each case should also be mentioned. After all the CVC does make public names of government officials against whom enquiries are pending. The higher courts, viz. the Supreme Court and the High Courts routinely publish the data of pendency of cases against them. Why should the police station be exempt from making its functioning public? This is not a call for the details of investigation to be made public, just of the fact that there are these many investigations, trials pending and their details.
11. Why should it take a judge in a lower court years to hear a case? Why can’t he sit longer hours like most other officers in the government do, including police officers?
12. Why should a judge grant bail so easily to an accused citing the cause as failure of prosecution to present a strong case? If every player in the justice delivery system is allowed to get away by blaming the one before and the one after him, the blame game will continue ad infinitum.
13. If a court case, of rape or any other crime, fails to bring the culprit to justice due to incompetence of the police, what action is taken against the prosecution officer, and the supervising police officers all the way up?
14. Why should the government hire a cheap public prosecutor against the brightest ones launched by the high and mighty? Why can’t a careerist law officer be allowed to practice in a court of law? Such a person would be a permanent officer of the government and would be subject to evaluations and promotions based on his performance just like any other officer.
15. Why shouldn’t psychological profiling be a routine exercise for all police officers, from the thana staff to all the way up? There are several positions and posts in which unsuitable officers and staff can be posted, until they are retrained and retested.

The police has effectively acquired an independent status of its own, separate from the government. We do not find it incongruent when statements like “the government has asked police to act” are made. The police is the government as much as any other department is. It is strange that police officers and the entire police establishment have started behaving independently as if they have an independent constitutional status like the judiciary. The oft repeated demand of making police independent of the government (or of “civilian” oversight) is a slogan orchestrated by the police itself. Give us more freedom and we will deliver! I am afraid any more freedom and the police will become the Frankenstein’s monster. There necessarily has to be a political and bureaucratic oversight of the police function.

It is common for even senior police officers to state that “no complaints have been received so far”; “we will act when a complaint is received”. There have been numerous cases, where, even after the crime has been reported on TV and in Newspapers, no action was forthcoming from the police. What were the SPs, DIGs, and the DGPs or the DCPs and the CPs doing? After all, the fifth and the sixth pay commissions gave them allowances to buy and read newspapers. What for? To wait for a formal complaint to reach the SHO? It is with aplomb that the police disregards even the Human Rights Commission and gets away with it. If the Supreme Court or a High Court can take cognisance of events and admit a PIL based on a newspaper report or a postcard, why should a police officer wait for a formal complaint? For one may not know a complainant may already have been turned away.

I think that the police requires more supervision, not less. Police also requires transparency that technology today enables. Indeed, they also deliver better when under pressure. In the recent case of rape in the moving bus in Delhi, the driver and accomplices were caught within a few days, even from far away Bihar. Facts that the bus and the bus owner were regular defaulters were already known to the police and the RTO. There is a need to create a system that keeps the police under similar pressure even for crimes, which do not attract public attention.

If your commission ends up recommending on just how crime against women should be dealt with, it will at best be a half-done job. Please expand the scope of your terms of reference and give comprehensive advice to the government. Let the outcome of your deliberations be as much of a landmark as the judgments that you wrote earlier.

I shall be glad, indeed, deeply obliged, if I am given an opportunity to visit your office and speak further on this important issue.